Actual Questions Asked, Amid Much Confusion, About The Costume That I Wore To Work (I Was Supposed To Be A Breakdancer) For Halloween:

Does that boombox do tape-to-tape dubbing?
Are you supposed to be from the 70s?
Is that supposed to be a costume?
Is that boombox for sale?
Do you normally wear that many belts?
Are you selling that boombox on eBay?
Are you supposed to be Michael Jackson?
How many batteries does that boombox take?
Do you want to come to the dance at The Grange? You probably have enough time to go home and change.
(to which I replied, I'm already in costume, eliciting a look of confusion from the elderly lady)
But can you actually breakdance?
(to which I did not reply, if I were dressed as a doctor, would you ask me if I actually performed brain surgeries?)