Because what the world really needs is... more USB peripherals! More specifically, things like, oh, electric shavers, fingernail buffers, and— yes— you guessed it: clunky electric pencil sharpeners that you can plug into your laptop! What will the USB world come up with next? Personally, I'd like to see a USB-powered nose hair trimmer... or... or... maybe a USB-powered electric stapler? No, NO— I got it— a USB-powered DYMO labeling gun! YEAH!